WWJD(rive)

On a rare week, The New Yorker nails the punchline. Like with this little send-up on What Would Jesus Drive were he test-driving SUVs. [Thanks to Fussy for the link.]

Jesus: O.K., let’s say I’m just curious: could I switch the wheels for twenty-two-inch chrome Momos and add a brushed billet grille, Corsa exhaust tips, Kicker Solo-Baric L7 subs, and a Magna Charger with a 4.5-p.s.i. boost?

Sales Associate: Piece of cake.

Jesus: What’s the gas mileage?

Sales Associate: [snickers] Sorry? Didn’t catch that.

Jesus: I’m just messing with you.