Thea's latest hobby is pulling the door shut behind her, and standing quietly between the door and the storm door. I'll say, "Where's Thea?" and she'll swing the door open for the big reveal. When I ask her where she's going, she replies, "Work!" And when she gets tired of playing this particular game and I ask her where she's going, she says, "Home!" and runs off to find a more interesting activity.
The sign she's blocking says "Be Nice or Leave".