IT'S ALL IMPORTANT

I'm in the middle of a meeting this morning when my cellphone rings. Nikole's smiling face appears on the view screen, which these days translates into "Answer the phone now." I immediately excuse myself to answer the phone.

"Hey," I say.

"None of my clothes fit me anymore!" wails my pregnant wife.

I immediately started laughing.

"You dragged me out of a meeting to tell me that?" I said.

Of course she did.