There was a time -- oh, about three years ago -- when "Shift Happens" (aka "Did You Know?") was sending corporate executives into all sorts of conniption fits because the people of China and India were going to eat our souls if we didn't act fast to teach every child in America six languages, and some basic math.
It's still a bit boggling, but "Did You Know 3.0" really does feel very 2008. As Jello Biafra said, "We've got a bigger problem now." Of course, he meant Ronald Reagan, who incidentally has a nice new statue in Washington.
