Apparently, whatever the editor of Tobacco Avenue had to drink last night worked. He told me he was wrestling with writer's block -- and then delivered one humdinger of a post:
Henrico police sergeant Darren L. Muskie said officials received a 911 call at 10:02 a.m. that the toddler, identified as 2-year-old Justin Miller, had just finished his num-nums at the food court when he boarded the choo-choo and pulled out a bang-bang in front of several other similar-age passengers and their guardians.
Once at the controls, the toddler careened the choo-choo into the Brookstone store, where it smashed through the glass doors and came to rest on a display of Tempur-Pedic sleepy-byes and slippers.
Witnesses described the scene as horrifying, but nonetheless adorable.
There's more. Go read it.